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Pierre

Pierre believes that he is Napoleon Bonaparte and likes bopping the night away in leather bars.

Bruce

Bruce used to be a talent scout for The Klan; now he suffers from the delusion that he is the Son Of God and has become addicted to bread and wine.

Kevin

Kevin has a social disease and often comes to blows with Pierre over which of them is the genuine Emperor Of France.

Elvis

Elvis has won the Bedlam Disco Bondage Dancing Championship for three years running. Thanks to secure restraints, we've never had to announce that he has left this or any other building since his incarceration.



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