Hitler designed the shape of the VW Beetle - he is currently prosecuting the Disney Corporation for his cut of the 'Herbie' movies.

Fred has many deep and unresolved anger issues, he needs open-minded and tolerant foster-parents who won't give him a hard time if he feels restless and wants to let rip for a while.

Boris comes from Egypt and needs regular infusions of Tanis Leaf Elixir (available from the Asylum Gift Store) to restore movement to his mummified body. He's looking for work as a site guardian and if you adopt him, he'll kill all those who violate the sanctity of your tomb...errrr...website.

This patient discovered that fame (plus the emergence of much younger plastic princesses in the charts) can literally drive you insane. Madonna is desperately seeking a new home where nobody will laugh at her nervous tic, beat her with a stick & shout 'Vogue!' or ask her to do something calculatedly controversial (yet again).