Select The Mental Patient You'd Like To Give A Home To & Register The Adoption At The Bottom Of This Page. The Range Of Available Loonies Will Increase Over Time, So Check Back Regularly.

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Spidergirl was brought up by a pack of wolf-spiders somewhere in the Steppes of Russia. She's totally harmless unless you mate with her...then she feels the need to eat you.

Lovers of cemeteries & haunted places may want to adopt this hyperactive little graveyard angel.

Hector was a Space Marine. After years of killing demons in the dark, dank corridors of various hell-ridden places, he was felled by battle fatigue & needed a long rest at Bedlam. He volunteers to protect your website from anything that walks, crawls or slithers.



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