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Inmate Jackson needs caring foster parents. During  an abusive childhood, most of it spent in appallingly luxurious homes, his brutal father beat every inch of black off his skin and ridiculed his acne. This patient has a detachable nose and pubic parasites which cause him to grab his crotch in public.

OH NO! Ralph has overdosed on Catnip again.  He's a real party animal & a great dance teacher - though some inmates barely survive his lessons. 
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Inmate Homer Simpson was transferred from New Bedlam Asylum in Springfield.



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