Let's face it, drunks are funny. In bars, saloons & pubs all round the World pathetic alcohol-sodden wrecks provide us all with much-needed entertainment as they fall on their butts and faces, vomit on their shoes and transform vehicles of all descriptions into deadly weapons.

Of course, these unsung, booze-inspired comedians can be regarded as embarrassing, inconvenient or completely unwanted by relatives, friends and colleagues. Had enough of the lush in your life? Leave him or her with us and we'll take care of the problem.

Sharon Lee

Her AA Counsellor.

Sharon is lonely, she has been in this ward all by herself for a long time - she has started having long conversations with the wallpaper - it would take a heart of stone not to laugh at her. If you know another inebriated bum, send him or her to keep Sharon company!