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Ed understands juvenile deliquents. In the '50s he rode with a bike gang.
Can you spot Ed in this line-up as a teenaged tearaway? |
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Jimmy Mulligan (not his real name) became a thief - he started by stealing
pennies from his mother's purse; then he moved on to breaking into vending
machines. One Sunday he even tried to rob the altar of his local church in
front of the entire congregation. Fortunately for Society, Jimmy was not
a very good or clever thief; he got caught regularly. Eventually a kind-hearted
judge sent him to Special Ed's Young Offenders' Program at Bedlam Asylum.
That decision changed his life. Under Ed's fatherly care and guidance, Jimmy
was taught to pick locks like a real pro. He was coached in the finer points
of mugging and learned how to single out elderly people and cripples...the
kind of victims who seldom fight back when threatened with a switchblade
or a Saturday Night Special. Ed patiently showed him how to avoid leaving
clues and the best ways to intimidate witnesses who might be foolish enough
to give evidence against him.
Since graduating from Ed's classes, Jimmy has been very successful; he has
a trade and hasn't seen the inside of a jail cell for a very long time.
"Since taking your course I have robbed several
banks and I'm on Easy Street - I really wish I'd discovered Ed's lessons
years ago. Soon I'll be able to afford the operation & become a real
woman."
John Dillinger
"How can I ever thank you? - each incredible
step-by-step lesson opened up new criminal doors for me. Now I have the respect
of everybody on Death Row. Hail Satan, Hail Special Ed!"
Richard Ramirez
"Me - Five, Police - Nil...& I owe it all
to Ed's Postal Lessons"
Jack The Ripper...Don't mind me giving the trade
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