Looking for a place to spend the night, a group of young people on vacation
in Alabama find themselves stranded by a dead car engine. Forced to
make use of a strange abandoned cabin in the remote wooded countryside, they
explore the eerie building and find a cute teddy bear...next to the bear
is an ancient parchment entitled :"A Charme To Turne Ye Cuddly Bed Buddy
Into A Fiend".
When, emboldened by booze and several gratuitous sex scenes, they chant the
charm out loud, the teddy comes to life and...well, you've probably seen
the movie that we ripped off...I mean, ummmm, the film classic that we pay
homage to in this production, so you can guess what happens next.
Remember, the President has urged us all to support our national film industry
by watching large-breasted girls undress, fight hand-to-hand with monsters
and die unconvincingly bloody deaths until only the good girl who doesn't
drink, smoke, screw around or badmouth geeks is still alive - if you fail
to do this, the terrorists win. |
