Love can be unkind and destructive. In this part of the Asylum those who suffer from unrequited passions, the after-effects of failed romances or the burden of obsession with a bad 'special other' are gently nursed back to mental balance. Patients benefit from a regime of regular beatings, cold showers and group activities like strip poker and weekly eating disorder development classes.

Sabrina Yglesias

Unresolved issues with ex-boyfriend of 4 years. Lives with cat; plans stalking her ex. Eye twitches when thinking of him.

Concerned relatives & friends

Christopher Macrae

Obsessed with very obese women despite being skinny & scrawny - ditches girlfriends to pursue larger females.

Concerned Co-Worker